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Some of these are spot on. Be warned some may catch offense going down this list in their Taz t-shirt and giant denim shorts…
The 8 Worst Hip-Hop Fashion Trends
8. BAPEstas
Nigo of “A Bathing Ape”, and Pharrell Williams’ fashion Asian houseboy, has been releasing these Nike Air Force 1 knock-offs for years. And charging twice as much for them. Doesn’t anyone remember the line, “I asked her for Adidas and she bought me Zips!” BAPEstas = Zips. Just because they cost a shit-ton and are hard to get, it doesn’t make them cool.
7. Sports Jerseys
You know who should wear dude’s sports jerseys? Teenage girls whose boyfriends play for their high school team. Either that or New York guidos who want to go down on Derek Jeter but would never admit it so instead they just wear an oversized Yankees jersey to crappy midtown sports bars, making sure it’s long enough to hide their closeted Jeter boner. Thankfully, these are almost all the way out the door unless you live in a trailer park and want to play gangsta with your broke ass peroxided Eminem haircut and giant denim shorts. Corny hoops or fake diamond earrings optional. By the way, isn’t it funny how the new generation of white trash stoner racists now dress like the “wiggers” their older brothers used to beat up?
6. Giant Denim Shorts
Once they go past the bottom of the calf, they’re officially kulots. You know. Kulots? The giant skirt shorts that overweight grade school art teachers wear? Man, do giant denim shorts ever suck some serious shit.
5. Ridiculously Large Diamond Encrusted Jewelry
Look, there are classics like The Roc chain that are timeless and iconic. And by today’s standards, maybe even considered understated. But wearing novelty-sized diamond jewelry is gross. I don’t care what you paid for it, you might as well just wear some giant wacky novelty eye glasses and a fake Steve Martin arrow through your head, you wild and crazy guy! Yes Rick Ross, you too. No one wants to see your big fat head twice.
4. Copping Your Gear From Marshalls or TJ Maxx
Please, PLEASE, don’t buy your “streetwear” from Marshall’s or TJ Maxx. It’s there for a reason. You’re better off in some fresh Dickies and a Hanes t-shirt from the Army Surplus store than getting a bargain on a Slim Shady brand sweatsuit that no one fucking wants. Also saying, “copping gear”. Let that go too. We all know you’re “copping” it with a credit card you can’t afford to pay off.
